I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
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