but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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