I want to stick my p in your. b.
Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
I kiss like a newly born barfing kangaroo
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
Woke up in a pile of people on the floor. His dad was already up and ask me to help him cook bacon because "7 lbs can be a mother fucker"
I either need to get adopted or have someone's baby, but I'm joining that family
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
Randomize
