yea but for you.
I think my vagina is haunted
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot