I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
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