scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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