if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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