I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
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My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
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her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
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