She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
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You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
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I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
Let's get the cat blown out
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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