People in love make me want to vomit
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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