We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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