i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
I love you. Go after that dick
I would fuck him just for his dog
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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