Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
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Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
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dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?