She is in my trunk
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
21 Ladies Confess The Grossest Things They Do When No One’s Around
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
23 Tweets I Thought Were Really Funny When I Was Drunk Yesterday
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich