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• (586): View more from Michigan

  1:57 a.m. Where did you go???

  (586): View more from Michigan

  1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?

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  2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?

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• (386): View more from Florida

  That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.

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  Apparently hers is a theme park.

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.

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  We should party with her soon

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• (207): View more from Maine

  Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.

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• (512): View more from Texas

  I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?

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• (712): View more from Iowa

  I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front

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• (518): View more from New York

  We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo

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• (937): View more from Ohio

  I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine

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• (251): View more from Alabama

  I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.

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  It was totally the lead singer.

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• (626): View more from California

  I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.

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