i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
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