I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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