Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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