Define "chronic" masturbator.
I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
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He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
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Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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