Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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