You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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