Nicole vs. Life
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
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Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
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Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
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