And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
ttyl tear gas
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
Randomize
