check it out our google latitudes are spooning
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
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As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
Come over. I'll eat you out and we'll make bacon.
best text I've received ever.
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
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A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
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