Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
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Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
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I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize