i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
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You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
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Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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