Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
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they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
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That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
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