If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
It is 3am. I'm at a pizzeria with my 4 friends. The one to my right is throwing up on herself, the one to my left is crying hysterically by herself, the one in front of me is passed out on the table, and the other is trying to find a taxi and I'm pretty sure a guy is sticking his hand up her skirt. Tourists are taking pictures. Help me.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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