took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
God I need to hump something, right now.
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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