Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
and then I told her I was too drunk. She started to cry, and told me this always happens to her and that she thinks shes ugly. I pretended I was asleep and then she farted.
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
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