Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
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we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
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come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
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