i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
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