At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
I just saw a hobo shake a payphone until it spat out a bunch of quarters. what a champ.
Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
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I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
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P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
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What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
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