this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
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