It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
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