i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
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I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
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The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
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