Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
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why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
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can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
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