absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
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