That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
Randomize