Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
Randomize
