I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
He? As in you personified your dick?
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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