It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
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We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
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he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
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