All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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