I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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