My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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