Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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