is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
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