is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
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Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
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What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
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I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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