It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
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