Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
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