We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
The spoon I was using to ice my hickey just fell out of my purse while i was paying at the liquor store. I look like an alcoholic with a meth problem.
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
Want updates from david's night out drinking? If so text back DAVID to this number. Std rates apply.
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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