So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
Randomize
