yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
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Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
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im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
I threw my back out having sex last night. I don’t know whether to high five myself for a job well done or cry because I’m old.
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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