I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
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