I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
I think a kid would responsible me up
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
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