I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
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I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
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Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
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