I'm at the doctor and the male nurse (haha) asked me if I smoked, drank or did drugs, and when he said 'drugs' he looked me right in the eye and did a perfect wrist rocket.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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