Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
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I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
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Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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