I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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